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Jokes + Humor (Jomor?)

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. From Dave.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip in Marbella. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:
"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars".
"And what does that tell you?", asked Holmes.
Watson thought for a moment then said, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes replied, "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."

- Quote from Marbella to Humour. Jokes and Funny Virtual Postcards

Looking at a wall (dull, May 19)
I was standing quite near to a wall. I turned my attention towards it for a few moments. Having done this for several seconds I turned away from it and carried on doing something else.

- The World's Dullest Blog o_O

posted by Sandy @ 7/29/2004 02:12:00 AM